Noel & Liam Gallagher

God took only 6 days to make the Heaven and Earth. (about the same time you have to wait on the phone for tech support) I read on a forum on deitybollocks.com that god invented hate on day 3, at 11am, just after first break, and he had a good reason for inventing it :

Noel and Liam Gallagher.

God i hate these mo fo's. Leaving their unsavory appearance to one side for the moment, lets concentrate on their 'Manchester-ness'. The guitarist and singer of band Oasis sound like a pair of inbred wankers who keep using crap phrases like 'Mad for it' and 'quality'. They walk around leaning slightly back with their arms swinging around behind them like an orangutan. And what the fuck are they doing dressing like the Beatles. They even did a promo of their song 'Supersonic' on top of a building, like the Beatles did with 'Let it be'.They even named their spawn after members of the Beatles. They spend their whole time wondering how they can be exactly like the Fab Four in a vain attempt to confuse the public between the two bands and hopefully be remembered when they inevitably murder each other in a shit hole of a club in Mad-chester.
The not so Fab Two have a reputation of fighting at the drop of a hat :
"Would you like, mayo on your sandwich?" BOSH!
"Hello im from the gas board" BOSH!
"Congratulations Mr Gallagher your wife has given birth to a healthy boy!" BOSH!
Years ago i saw footage of the pair starting on a bouncer in a london club, only to get the shit kicked out of them by the other 4 huge, room sized bouncers. Yeah, quality.
Now, lets get to the eye brows. Check em out (see pic left, in fact see em all) I have heard that psychiatrists are over whelmed by Hungarian and Afghani people with eye brow envy complexes because of those two.
Lets be honest. They have the kind of face that only their mother can love. Lucky they have a shed load of cash then.
In summery : ugly, unlikable, has less credability than Lil' Chris (see classic track page),whiny shite music, (except little by little, cus Noel sang it.), when they are not wearing beatle's clothing they wear annoraks, Proof that good things happen to bad people and never to nice people, those eye brows, oh god those eye brows.

Shhee-iiinnnneee